WHY WE CALL HIM CAPTAIN CHAOS?

Look no further - everywhere you put your foot there's a trap waiting to trip - there are precious instruments perched precariously just begging to be nudged on to the tiles - essential tools disappear due to enthusiastic negligence only to resurface by luck & serendipity.

CC is allergic to throwing anything out - in the extra you can see about 14 instruments that have done nothing but gather dust for the 11 years I've been working there...

I can feel an ultimatum coming on...

Oh dear - let it be gentle when it comes :o)