Would You have Liked a Present too?

What do you give the man who has everything....

Cod Liver Oil Capsules, Tena Pants for Men, and a Walking stick.   

That's what!  

Also - give him his Birthday surprise 2 days before his birthday, when he thinks no one knows... 

Throw into the mix a bag full of the worst streamers known to man, confetti, and balloons with random numbers on it  and you have the perfect recipe for making a man feel better about a BIG Birthday than he was. 

Additional gifts of anything Jack Daniels' flavoured is enough to ensure the coming week won't be as bad as he was expecting.  

Maybe now, after all this effort, he'll let me have a hammock in the demo room. 

(see you thought I was going to ask for a puppy)


(and no, he's not 42, but 42 is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything )