A bitter battle

The supermarket war shows no sign of coming to a conclusion any time soon. Locally, Count Aldi of Württemberg has joined forces with Baron Lidl of Pomerania & Livonia, and they are laying siege to the mighty emporium of Tesco, Baron of Kerry and Lixnaw. They have recently brought up their heavy siege engines onto the high ground and the trebuchets are now busy hurling heavy rocks at the emporium courtyard and keep. It can only be a matter of time .........