And so

A new nickname was coined;

"Lord Bountiful".

To be fair, he needs to make better use of punctuation. I believe a comma is needed on the sign.

Today I have been Senior Shouting Officer. It's been a while! It felt quietly satisfying. School is, rightly, not just about learning in lessons, but about learning to function in society. Rules are rules. Break them, there's a consequence.

Lots of hilarity at lunch but quite tame compared to yesterday. I did do a little fist pump when I realised I was on the same lunch as the English faculty!!!