Ummm .... now what?

We' ve decided that Killer is not allowed on the sofas or chairs, largely because not only will he be a very large dog,but he likes to do interesting things like lying in the outdoor sink - not compatible with human clothes.

He pretends not to understand when we ask him to get down and sports a transparently faux-puzzled look. Our latest tactic is to gently place his forefeet on the floor so he has no option but to get the rest of himself off. Of course, he is back up again in a flash ....