Abnormal Emulation

I have been playing Mr A. Average's game again.

I think I have have got my cardboard cut out coloured in about right.

Now I just need to work out how he makes the paper aeroplane look so life life before throwing it.

To be serious for a moment, trying to tempt the damn thing on to a flower in the sunshine nearly saw me carried off by the men in white coats...

and how in god's name does Mr A. Average get them to smile for the camera???