Unbelievable

Just been to Leicester
To those in the know - that says it all
Friend wanted some holes drilled
Hadn't put down dust sheets
So got uptight about "mess" on her light carpet
Jeepman looking forward to lunch at small bistro
But she so no reason to book
So why was she surprised there wasn't a spare table
On the way home on M6, sign kept saying pedestrians on hard shoulder!!