It's your lucky day

Yes, today I can save you a lot of money.  Half a million Euros, to be precise.  That's over £378,000 or nearly $540,000 for those of you over the pond.  And how am I going to do this, you may ask?  Well, it's simple.

I'm sure you've all seen in the news today about that bloke who has just sold a photo of a potato for a million Euros.  Well, I'm going to do you a deal.  You can have a print of this one for half that.  I'll even print it on glossy paper and throw in a frame for free.  Now, I'd prefer cash, preferably old notes; never know who's watching.

No, don't thank me.