Fattylympics

A hundred or so of us took our life in our own hands on Saturday by taking part in the Fattylympics, an event that simultaneously flicks the Vs at Seb Coe's public inconvenience and body fascism.

After Erkan Mustafa (Grange Hill's Roland Browning) had opened the proceedings, we enjoyed Rolling with Roland (pictured), Twirling, Spin Off and Chubrobics before wrapping things up by spitting on the body mass index. Which was delightful. Look.