Pic-a-fix

Short story long:

My boss is on a diet. At xmas, I would place quality street on his computer monitor to torment him (and two other colleagues), and continually replace, to cause much over eating.

When I went for lunch my boss went and bought a massive bag of pic a mix, and my dual screen wide aspect monitors were covered with sweets upon my return. It's actual torture, because they are RIGHT in your eye-line. Suffice to say, after half an hour I needed to get rid of them, caved, and tried to eat my way out of the problem, eating sweets until I nearly threw up.

Yes, that's my boss in the picture.