Pine......Not Apple

I really like these as they crunch but are actually kinda hard to get into.
This one was especially. as The Boss, no doubt feeling his age after being given new batteries for his hearing aid (see yesterday), heard The Bossess requesting housework assistance and had to give the vac a conducted tour of the  ground floor and was therefore reluctant to iPhonerise (Oh Oh NEW word) this on the ground where it was lying and instead jammed it in a fence at iPhone height.
Huff huff huff….Biig sentence here.

Gotta go as The Boss for the first time in years actually WANTS to watch a movie on local TV complete with 67 adds during which he will thro my squeaky “footie” which I will enthusiastically retrieve and present (sorta slimy)  for him to thro again (repeat) and he will therefore miss all that valuable info that he never sees with streaming. 
WAIT  Wait…he is searching….
Oh never mind

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