The Stunning

I kid you not. 
They didn't mess about with band names in the 80s.
They didn't go for something like The Apt at Delivering Effective Rock'n'Roll Music
or The Quite Enjoyable Band.
Not even The Pretty Shaggin Good If You Ask me.
No. The Stunning. It had to be the Stunning.
I wasn't stunned last night. Neither did I expect to be. I saw a band most apt at delivering effective rock'n'roll music.
They were more than quite enjoyable. The were pretty shaggin good, if you ask me.
And the other '40-somethings' around me were lapping it up.
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At least they didn't call themselves The Hilarious Biscuits. 
Or The Subterranean Monologues.