Cat Portrait

Never in my considerable cat owning days, have I had
such a naughty cat as Mar-Mar.  Several days ago,
he leapt up high to a shelf in the bathroom, knocked
glassware over and broke my prize Fenton glass bottle
and one other.  Ceramic tile is not friendly toward glassware,
so now the bottle lays in many pieces on my dining room
table, never to be its former self.  I was so disgusted with
the cat, I threw him out into a snowbank.  He thinks he
is above all rebuke!