Splash It All Over

I've recently taken to wearing this fragrance. I bought a can of it for a laugh a while back but then found that I do actually quite like the smell of it. I am on what must be my 12th can.

My conundrum is this. Does buying and wearing BRUT make me retro (and therefore quite hip) or does it just mean that I am deeply deeply uncool?

P.S. None of my friends know that I wear BRUT and nobody has yet told me that I smell like their Dad, so I think they are all still in the dark.