Health and Inefficiency....

I spend a good deal of my time rambling on discussing various aspects of our customers' health.....the ways to bring down blood pressure for example, or the best method to lose weight.....

And then some evil temptress friend brings me a huge chocolate brownie, and a mug of tea so strong that a mouse could tapdance across it.....

Do I feel like a complete hypocrite?

Do I heck as like...........