Looking up ...

Beware .. Spider monkeys DO wee on people who lurk beneath their tightrope walks ....

Oh my what a BRILLIANT day out .. Woburn safari park 9/10 !! You loose one point for not enough ladies toilets ...

In the monkey enclosure we got two of them giving a full in sex display.. The kids cheered them on ... Then two others had a fight on my car and fell off screaming ... Then we witnessed 'Dave ' the big one trying to escape on the top of a car and the keeper having to knock him off and chase the beast up a tree .. He went up the tree and played with his willy .. The monkey not the keeper ..
We saw the two tiger cubs who are about 4 months old now ...
We witnessed a bird fire poo at Tits McGees handbag ... The birds fly loose in this special warm building .. Sub tropical temperature .. They either like you or poop on you ...
Little wallabies came right up to you for a cuddle in ' the outback ' ...
Then in the land of the spider monkeys there was more sex ... With the monkeys again not the humans ...
Actually there was so much there it's just hard to list it ... I was seriously impressed with it all and the animals had space galore and seemed all well looked after ... Infact a few of the lions looked really chubby !!!

Tits McGee remarked she was a bit cold at 4pm... I fail to see how that can be when she's got a good 'layer' of flesh or seven ... #pieeater