Limp

Taught my tax accountants the alternative meaning to slag, they were plotting ways to slip it into conversation when I left...

In other news; I had to take the malingering mutt to the (whisper it) vets. He was limping quite severely yesterday and the whole family was up in arms about it. 50€ later and he was declared to probably have sprained or strained the first or second joint above his paw. He's milking it for all he's worth, fat faker.