Stand and Deliver; your money or your life

So this morning after months of waiting for payment I sent an email advising that as per my earlier conversations; that as money was not in the account I would commence legal action.

The man in question emailed me back and said i was very threatening.

I was distraught! I pride myself in my up to date debtors list and my polite manner with baddies.

Our Ops put me straight - and the attached letter is what I have to send in order to be threatening; along with a photo of me in a mask with an electrode pointed at their stuff!