Alex was pretty funny tonight, pulling as many "pranks" on us as possible. I wish I could claim the yarn I have in this house is used for anything more than "boobie traps" but that would be a lie.  The fan was apparently supposed to blow us away.  If that failed to work, and we weren't scared away by the threatening sign, we would surely meet our fate by the devastating yarn lasers across the door.  

Well played, Alex.  Wait until you see what I have planned for you. . .