Philosophical discussions ...

Lot of filming going on around manchester at the moment, they generally have security...

Security: "Whatcha doin?"
smithski: "Taking a photograph"
Security: "Why"
Smithski: "Its cool seeing this going on... what are they filming?"
Security: "I cant tell you"
Smithski: "Why? because you dont know or because you have been told you cant tell anyone?"
Security: "Both"
Smithski: "Well doesnt the former make the latter redundant"
Security: "What?"

Smithski... exits stage left