"Sorry sir....

....but the eyes fall just below the shaded band that we require the eyes to be in"

On top of all the other fuckin' documents you want so a child can go to visit his Aunt n' Uncle in Paris (and Mickey Mouse). This photo isnae good enough. A three year old will soon require a sample of urine and blood for genetic examination before they'll let the poor laddie oot the bloody country.

Not a good week for me versus the bureauprats.

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!!!!!