How Did THIS Happen?

Mum has been down-and-out all day. Her leg is not working, and apparently painful, so she needs to bring the crutches wherever she goes. Taking me outside is just not going to happen any time soon. I don't like the crutches, their movements are weird and unpredictable, a bit like the vacuum cleaner. Lots of barking is required.

First M and then B have been taking me for walkies. It's not that I don't like them, I love them, but I miss my mum. When can we go back to normal?