Landlubber

I'm hoping that if I pretend I don't know what I'm doing, I might get to go inside out of the rain instead of scrubbing the decks.  Pirates must get a hot chocolate break at some point!

"All that yohoho stuff's for landlubbers, or it would be if we ever used words like landlubber.  Do you know the difference between port and starboard?  I don't.  I've never drunk starboard."
(Terry Pratchett)