"WHERE ARE MY ELVES???"

So, despite SIX hours of unpacking yesterday, there are STILL boxes of my stuff all over the apartment. I have NO IDEA what might be in these boxes, but I hope that my cutlery is in there somewhere...

After work, I came back and found - to my astonishment - that everything was just as I left it! Where were the elves / fairies / pixies to do the unpacking for me??? Heads. Will. ROLL!!!