The Blind Man.

There was a knock on my office door this morning, and a voice said,
'it's the blind man' (yes, he really said that)
my mind went immediately to this joke.
I started laughing and could hardly get the words 'come in' out.

By the time he checked my broken blind I was
practically weeping with laughter.

Please help me grow up, I shouldn't be like this, should I?

And I've just looked at an ad my writer and I have just written.
It has the words 'giving head' in the headline.

It's going to be one of those days.