Hound. Guard Dog Extraordinaire.

Let me tell you something. Hound is invaluable when it comes to seeing off the local felines. He ruthlessly patrols his garden, personally overseeing the safety and sanctuary of our green space, ensuring that no cat, kitten or feline 'other' will threaten its utopia.

We like cats. But he doesn't.

See that gap in the fence? That's a special peeping gap. Hound uses it to monitor the toings and froings of Poppy, the black and white cat next door. He's just had a good look, and she's nowhere to be seen.

At ease, Hound, at ease. Clever boy.