Ah .....

So sad to hear of the passing of a good-humoured man who made us laugh and laugh and laugh without needing to offend or shock. Lovely memories .....

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.