Teepee

Anyone who has been to see a dental hygienist in the last few years (except maybe Drama Queen who IS a dental hygienist) will know that they encourage you to clean between your teeth using a teepee.
I've been looking for one to use for ages - today I found one, but if my hygienist thinks I can push that between my teeth, then she's very much mistaken.
We had to take Ziggy to see the vet today as the doggy hairdresser found a lump on his leg that must have appeared fairly quickly. It doesn't bother him at all, so we hadn't spotted it when his fur was longer and curly, but it needed looking at. When he got back with Hector you could almost see the conversation that was taking place. Hector "She did WHAT with the thermometer? Nah. It's April Fool's Day, I'm not that easily taken in." 
Zig's got to go back and have the lump removed under anaesthetic, and then analysed.