Food

There's food up there somewhere on that shelf.  I just know there is.

So if I stare at it really really hard, it might jump off the shelf into my mouth.  This technique requires extreme concentration, and it doesn't always work, even for me.  It just depends how receptive HIM and HER are.

Actually I'm in the dog house a bit today.  It's all this barking, but next doors shouldn't be building an extension.  For all I know there might be marauders in amongst those builders.  And if I don't protect THEM who will, is what I want to know.