Oh My Dignity

Day 5

The midwife came out today, to do my 5 day check, She poked and prodded me, that I can deal with,
but stripping me naked.....hang on I need to let my thoughts be known....Oh boy my aim is good, all over her arm, her bag, and skirt, satisfied my wee has marked enough, I wait for her to redress me...
Hang on, we are moving, Oh come on now, this is not on, NOOOOO don't you put me on those funny things, Right, fine....
take 2...reaim and FIRE...........
Woah hang on, MY EYE, that was NOT supposed to happen,
*cue flapping arms, grumpy face, wobbley bottom lip*
Will one you parents just rescue me please? A boy in distress here?
Laughing? Ill give you laughing...!!! Ahhh warm cuddles that's so much better parent 1!
So,
Parent 1 weed on....check
Parent 2 weed on...check
Older Sibling...almost...
Midwife.....check!!!!

(No midwifes were harmed in the making of this blip!)