Fairy Tale Castle

Slightly unusual take on what is actually a grave yard.

You can just imagine some knight in shining armour attempting to scale the ivy clad walls to reach his beautiful princess. The only problem being that he is covered in shining armour and so the only scales he will climb are those that you stand on.

So he stands down, strips off and tries again. Only to discover that he is afraid of heights and allergic to ivy.

He could have just climbed the steps and knocked on the door, surely?