Once upon a time, The Child said to her mother in a fit of pique or some such circumstance: "You are NOT the Supreme Overlord, you know!"

This evening's walk through the fields thrilling adventure:

The Child: Well, I am the navigator and the science person because I am the smart one and that means I get to go first.
Moi: So what does that make me?
The Child: You? You are the Supreme Overlord because you are good at everything.

Hello! I am The Supreme Overlord, because I am good at everything and because Carlotta Lucia, navigator and science officer (that's her, up there), said so.

*triumphant air punch*

for me
for her