Little people

I'm not just talking about Dave and Little un,  but the happy land folk who seem to creep into every part of the home...  the latest of little un's rituals is taking them all into the bath each night... following their splashy antics they are ceremonially lined up on the edge of the bath,  always facing inwards,  like some kind of doomsday cult... 

We've discovered that the male happy land people seem to acquire names where as the females don't... in an attempt to redress the balance we've been trying to get little un to name them... this one at the end is now known as 'lady on the phone' after my suggestion of 'Betty Sayer, quantity surveyor' was brutally rejected...  

that's the last time I try to play along...