Spring

"What's that green stuff mum?"

"That's grass Larry. You'll spend the rest of your life eating it."

"Is it tasty and nutritious mum?"

"Nope."

"How long is a life mum?"

"Oh, about four months for you."

"Is that a long time?"

"Ages Larry. Ages"

"What's moussaka mum?"

"Erm....ask your father."