happyhound

By happyhound

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Instructions for children: How to mentally exhaust your mother on the last day of the holidays.

Insist that you accompany her on the only part of the day where she may get a break from you.
Whilst there, disrupt proceedings and complicate matters (see example below).

Can I throw this stick over this wall?
No.
(Do it anyway. Your dog will promptly follow straight into a field of sheep.)

Repeat this low level chaos causing disobedience one trillion times AT LEAST over the course of the whole dog walk, making what is ordinarily pleasant somewhat stressful and frustrating.

Other examples could be: throwing the dogs ball towards other dogs. Running ahead out of sight in order to panic the pack loving dog. Running up to horses, sheep, posting the dogs ball down drainage channels to 'see where they go' (sheep field) ... ... ...

Roll on Monday, and I've never said that before!!

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