Fifty Shades of Grey

I've not read it, but I have read a review of it which made me laugh out loud, which I don't think is the reaction it's supposed to provoke...

In other sad news the Cub has been stolen. Right from outside my house. I am fuming*. I am trying to work off the anger by a) solving the case single handedly and b) plotting revenge on the little toerags** who have it.

You can hear me shouting about it quite a bit on Twitter (@devon_red) should you wish. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED (even people on islands mid channel..)

*Apologies to anyone who has to spend more than 5 minutes with me this week.
** Edited for decency