Shroud of Urine

Evening all.

The question i pose tonight is a simple one:

Dog's urine....effective moisturiser for the face or should i stick with Nivea?

"Lock the dog out" they cried as i entered the hall.

Too late, a small excitable Jack Russell bounds into the hallway and flops onto it's back begging me to tickle it's belly...

"Does it bite? " i ask as i squat down to give its belly a damn good tickle.

A Great Dane sized stream of urine pours out of the beast, covering my hand, sprinkling my shirt sleeve and...horror of horrors spraying me in the face....

"No, it pisses." was all he could say.

You could not believe how much money i have spent during the rest of the day on various cleaning products, ranging from very high end face cleanser to a packet of sandpaper...

i think i know the answer to the question i asked....

night all


Exodus