Ohhh the Deadwood Snail...

He's back charging across the garden again - a most handsome snail in my opinion and quite the poser.

Ma was up at 5 (and therefore me too), carers didn't arrive until 10:45 by which time I'd put her through the shower and got her dressed, with only minor injuries to me. After a day of full on teasiness on her part the carers arrived far earlier than usual, before I'd managed to give her any tea, so I ended up putting her to bed too. All the time I'm being told that she needs two carers to get her sorted but can't see why tbh. I do slightly resent other people cavalierly spending Ma's money.

Friday night means home made kebabs and wine. Fab.