Idiot

Worst ladybird ever.  Found him on the apple tree.  Moved him onto my broad beans which are currently being decimated by greenfly.  Sets off at a rare old pace.  Bumps into a green fly.  Runs the other way.  

Where can I find double hard geezer ladybirds who have just staggered out of the boozer and could literally murder an aphid supper before trundling on to the nightclub?