Big boss

Today I was playing at being a boss in an office.  I am very very good at giving out instructions and making demands of my colleagues!

"I love my office and its location.  I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.


I'm happiest to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!"


(Dr Seuss)