Call that Football?

Well, that had to be the worst display of football from the Hearts in a long time. Shocking. Took me back to the 70's it was so bad. And if one more person had said to me 'well, there's nothing to play for' I might have clocked them.
To make matters worse, it was freezing cold and there's only so much Bovril you can drink. Grrrrr, brrrrr!
Didn't notice until now but I have the entire Ross County team apart from the goalie in this shot. The missing Hearts players are probably passing the ball backwards in a highly progressive and entertaining way.