St. Johns Yellow Pages

Okay, stupid joke, but it's what came to mind. Made me think of the yellow pages, phone books, phones . . .

Oh, oh, now I can't stop:

China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they decided to cancel the project fearing people would Wing the Wong numbers.

Very early one morning the phone rang at Barry's house, it was 3am. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, 'Is this 2983645?'
'No, I'm sorry, this is 2983642,' Barry answered.
'Oh, sorry for disturbing you," the woman said.
' That's alright,' said Barry, 'I had to get up to answer the phone anyway,'

What do all the Smiths in the phone book have in common? They all have phones.

Man: What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: What's your name?
Woman: It's in there, too.

Sorry. . . . . .