Bank vault

2.5 hours with my mortgage advisor Sumeeta and one step closer to the move. Not only did she give me two pieces of coffee cake, she said: 'I'm not really into sweet stuff; sausage rolls and scotch eggs are more my scene.' Instant admiration for a fellow fan of picnic food.

This was down in the Santander basement when Sumeeta nipped out to serve me up my second slice.