In the dark!

Yesterday morning I went into the bank to get money to pay a  substantial car bill. I asked for £500 but wanted £490 in big notes then one fiver and five singles! Not a really complicated transaction you would have thunk! Anyhow I went to the garage and counted out my greenshileds only to find I was a tenner short. The garage were ok but I went back to the bank and told the teller I had was ten pounds short! Well! you would have thought I had walked in with a gun with the intention to rob the buggers! In an instant I was surrounded by the bloody manager, deputy dawg manager two tellers & the poor wee lass I had dealt with initially. I explained that both the mechanic & I had counted the spondoolaks  thrice times and it was still ten quid short! " Well you should have counted it properly before you left the premises" squaked the plumped up she manager. "We cannot be held responsible for people being short changed "  "Banks are very responsible" said Deputy Dawg underling! In my head I'm thinking of the fecking millions of pounds of misery they caused over 7 years ago due to their greed " we will tally our money at the end of the day and phone you" said the she devil manager.
 Well Bank  I'm still waiting for that call guys!


Bye bye ten pounds!!!