Little Red Frilly Hood and the 24-legged Monster

A suburban tale of glamour, and tiny legs, many of them, and yappy sounds, and white hair on bespoke armchairs. 

I think, but I am not 100% sure, that I heard her scream "mush, mush! Mush for fuck sake!" 
But I may be mistaken. It could be the aul tinnitus. 

I did give a good lash on Finn's drum kit this morning before going to work, bashing along to For those about to Rock


The song should have been For those about to process an inhuman amount of ever more pressing queries from muppets, we salute you.


I'm totally shagged and off to bed.