Back off Dad

Not all of us are oversized like you, Dad. Haven't you heard the expression good things come in small packages? It comes with a double bonus... either she'll say "oh you are so beautiful, have some chicken" or she will trip over me and drop the food. Win win situation. No need to stretch me to be your partner in crime. Remember you used to sit on their laps for a cuddle and now you don't fit. Me and Mum and Uncle Storm can all sit on laps.

Feisty, just like her mother

I think I should get out more. The dogs' lives are more interesting than my own