Virgin...dreams

Came across this notice on a Virgin train lavatory today from Edinburgh.

" Please don't flush:
Nappies, sanitary towels, paper towels, gum, old phones, unpaid bills, junk mail, your ex's sweater, hopes, dreams or goldfish down this toilet."

Nice one Richard Branson! always guaranteed to use humour to get a very boring message across.

We are installed in Hay, actually Glasbury, since accommodation in Hay itself is booked out often years in advance.

Oh yes..and it's raining.