You want a piece of this?

Quick turnaround with the girls today... swapping from one set of grandparents to the other! Looking forward to the next fortnight when I'm off work and have some really nice days out planned with them.

Lily is home and the house is full of her clothes and bags as she packs for Kendal Calling. I moan but I love the chaos really :)

It was date number 5 tonight. A quickie date! We went for a walk up to Hartshead Pike, we laughed all the way.

We tried to snatch a romantic moment on the hill - so called a big shire horse over so we could stroke him. He finally sauntered over and we were cooing over his lovely horsiness. Like a Timotei ad.

Obviously I wanted to 'save the moment' so got my phone out to take a pic when the horse ...*broke wind* in the most audacious fashion...SERIOUSLY.
I'm not a fan of bodily function jokes...but it went on for about 3 minutes and all the while the horse was looking at us. I swear he was trying to give the instagram hipsters a direct message.

We giggled like stupid for ages. Then we walked a bit and sat a bit. As we headed home I pipe up "Hey, I'm sure the horse is as embarrassed as we are about the whole fart incident...I'm going to go back and take his photo"

So we call him over again..I get my phone out and he promptly displays a rather large appendage that NO ONE wants to see on a Blipfoto.

Basically every time the horse saw me get my phone out to take a pic he was all...
"Oh yeah bitch? You *want* a piece of this?"

Complete with shoulders back and hooves out to the side.

So Wednesday was the day we met the ASBO horse.

The ordinary made extraordinary

I took a photo of the horse as he walked away from us to go & do something more interesting instead. BLIP

The inscription on the tower reads "Look Well At Me Before You Go And See You Nothing At Me throw".

*loves* and it's a good message :)

Peace x