Hobbes

The one, the only, Hobbes!!!!

Hobbes is now so large that some of my jumpers are too small for him...

I said to Hobbes the other day 'why don't you talk to me? Cat got your tongue?'

Recently Hobbes swallowed a ball of wool? He had mittens.

I asked Hobbes what is the difference between a cat and a comma? He shook his fluffy head. I said one has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. He kind of smiled.

After a recent localrobbery Hobbes said that cats have a much better way of keeping law & order? I asked what was it. He said Claw Enforcement.

I have to go now as I'm on stage at Butlins Skeggy in 2 mins!

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