the turk returns

By skyedog

MERHABA EVERYONE
I ONLY TOOK ONE BLIP TODAY...NO TME TO MYSELF....POURED DOWN
MOST OF THE DAY....GOT SOAKED....AT LEAST THE SNOWS GONE...
AND IT`S THE WEEKEND..YIPPY....I`M SURE "TONE" BLIPPED THIS BIRD
THREE DAYS AGO...SAME PLACE.... SAME POND.....

(BIRDY VOICE)
"EH UP..ANOTHER VAN DRIVER STOPPED TO BLIP ME...MAYBE THEY HAVE THERE
EYE ON ME FOR CRIMBO DINNER....I NEED FATTENING UP FIRST...THAT FIRST DRIVER GIVE ME SOD ALL...JUST BLIPPED AND BUGGERED OFF....I WONDER IF..
EH UP..WOTS THIS HE`S THROWN AT ME...WAY EH..A TURKISH DELIGHT..
NOW THAT IS FATTENING....."

TURK

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